SMS: 3 ugly ones

  • I’ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in the country, can u come down the police station and show them it’s a mistake?
  • Hey can u do me a favor, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m
    missin the joker!!
  • The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
    things beautiful why doesnā€™t it rain on you?